I'm quite lucky to know my purpose and mission in life. Since I was a small boy, I've known I was put on Earth in these challenging times for a special reason. Some people are meant to raise a family, work the land, build a business.... not me. I am under orders from on high to steal dirty socks from Shakespearean actors, on Broadway or off.

If you want to be my lover, you'd better want to live an Indiana Jones life.