My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation. **Kiss me. I'm from Massabamasconsin!** hey guys, how's it going? my name's michael but feel free to call me mike. i'm 26 and a student at auburn university majoring in business. i'm a pretty laid back guy. i love hanging out with my friends and just enjoying the company of people that i care about. i also enjoy going to movies, partying every now and then, i LOVE music, sports (playing them and watching them). i keep in shape by staying active with things like running and playing basketball, tennis, raquetball, ultimate frisbee and frisbee golf. right now, i'm on a big poker kick. i've even started playing it online. don't let all the stuff i just typed fool you though, i'm a big dork/geek. i like playing online games like final fantasy 11 and yahoo games. i like reading and writing, chatting with people i know online when i have time, etc. i also enjoy drawing. i have a ps3, so if anyone else on here has one and wants to add me as a friend on it, let me know! my music > your music... sorry but that's just how it is. i can't believe i'm filling out another networking profile after deleting all my other ones earlier today. hmmm, let's see. i like singing actually... people have told me that i should get on american idol. in turn, i tell them they're full of shit and that there's no chance in hell! i'm pretty addicted to mtv.com right now and my two (current) favorite shows right now are the duel 2 and ((i'm about to be VERY gay right here, so brace yourselves...)) the hills........! i'm sorry, but i like it. if there was a woman i'd ever marry, it would be lauren conrad! once the new season of america's best dance crew starts airing, i'll be cracking out on it also. i'm on here because a friend told me to check this site out, so i'm not too sure how much i'll be on here... we'll see. i'm gonna go ahead and apologize now for being so old... because i'm sure there are tons of 20-22 year olds that will see my profile and think that i'm 1 year out of their "too old for me" limit. i'm also gonna go ahead and say fuck you to you young fuckers that think i'm too old to matter. so to my fellow "old" people on here, if you're reading this and think i'm somewhat interesting, feel free to message me i guess. maybe i'll get around to replying and who knows... if you're cool enough we can sit back and remember the good ole days when you could walk into a store with $1 and get a faygo and a small bag of doritos... when gas was $1.29 a gallon... and when bands like pearl jam and the stone temple pilots kicked ass!