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"Not too bright, but can lift heavy things"

I lifted this entire profile text from my profile (hit me up, "renegade"), so a lot of it doesn't necessarily apply but I'm way too lazy to rewrite it to be site specific :P

Hi, I'm Andy. Nice to meet you, as far as "meet you" can be applied to exchanging text on the internet with complete strangers. I'm about to spend a few paragraphs talking about myself, because ideally I want more than just a quick root off this site. But to be fair I am an aussie bloke with needs, so if that's what you're after you can skip down to that bit and try your luck.

Looking for mates, dates, strangers with candy, potential photographic models, whatever comes my way. Sick of being asked that question, come up with something original that isn't a conversational "filler". Bored people are really boring, if you can't keep yourself amused in your spare time, don't bother talking to me, I appreciate people with initiative and direction in their lives. If you're bored, you're doing something wrong. Not into the bullshit and the drama that comes part 'n parcel with the gay scene, if you're in possession of an overly powerful drama field, please take it elsewhere.

I work for myself, and my job takes up a lot of my time, it sometimes means I'm on call 24/7. If a booking comes up and I have to cancel plans with you, please understand that providing a service to my clients has to come before providing a service to your cock, but that doesn't mean I won't be doing everything in my power to shift jobs to times where I don't have plans with someone. In case you're wondering, I work in the real estate sector providing marketing tools for campaigns -- I'm a photographer, graphic designer and a floor plan artist rolled into one neat and efficient package. On the plus side to this though, my working hours sometimes involve doing nothing for days at a time, so my free time schedule is all over the place but also incredibly flexible.

Photography is really my passion, the rest of it is just because you have to do what you have to do to get by, and sometimes that means broadening your horizons.

I'm a huge nerd. The biggest portions of my TV library (hundreds of gigs, mind you) are taken up by the likes of Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar, etc. Not that I've watched through them all yet, but slowly getting there. I'd also consider myself a gamer, console and PC. I pretend to have a wide and varied taste in games but in reality I like to run around and shoot stuff, playing Homefront right now in fact. My Xbox Live ID is Andyc0r3, my PSN ID is andycore42, or you can get me on Steam with "alurkinggrue". I need more gaming mates, especially those who'd be happy to come round for beers and gaming.

But that doesn't mean I'm one of those couch potatoes who's never seen the inside of a gym (or the outdoors, for that matter) in their life... I train six days a week and enjoy working my ass off (quite literally, in fact). Over the past two years I've worked my way down from 120kg, now aiming to get back up there but with muscle mass instead. So I guess at some point that would make me a bodybuilder, but not for a while yet. It's been a long journey and my body is far from perfect by today's standards, but I know where I've come from and where I'm going and I'm damn proud of that.

Also really enjoy spending summer days at the beach or otherwise out in the sun. We have the best weather in the world most of the time, and I love enjoying that. I especially love getting out on the water -- I sail ynglings on the harbour out of Kirribilli, and love it. Bonus points if you know what an "yngling" is or have ever set foot on an actual sail boat (if it has an outboard motor it doesn't count, haha).
Exploring this country is one of my dreams, and I love to get away out bush in my truck whenever I can, would love some buddies to do that with too (if you have your own fourbie, even better). Some of my best summer memories were around secluded rivers with a bunch of mates after travelling hours across rough terrain. Also works out to get some awesome photos, so even better!

I'm also an animal lover. At last count there are about 17 different species in my house other than myself, including a snake, frogs, insects, fish, and a dog. You shouldn't let that bother you, everything (except the dog, of course) is in it's own little home and can't get out to attack you, nor would I let it! It's one topic I really love talking about, so if you mention it in a message be prepared for a long conversation. I'm also in the process of setting up a giant marine aquarium, so anybody who actually has some experience with that should say hello as it's a new experience for me.

Sexually, which I guess is going to be the only part most of you read, I'm more of a dominant guy, but not necessarily in a bondage sense. Tried it all, but definitely a top. It's worth mentioning that I'm bi, but definitely more into guys... Though would be keen for an MMF three way if I ever got the chance. I just would never be able to commit to a long term monogamous relationship with a chick -- they're missing some of the best equipment, after all. I'm into most of your normal stuff but would be willing to experiment further with the right guy. I'm mostly attracted to aussie boys with muscles and tattoos, scruffy tradie beach types... But that's just my preference, not the totality of my sexual attraction. I have broad tastes, that's just who gets me off the most. Though I will say, and I'm really sorry, most uncut guys would be an absolute deal breaker for me. Before you attack me for that, please know that up until 2011 I was 'intact' so am in a pretty unique position as far as that goes.

So, in a nutshell (and it's a pretty fucking big nutshell), that's me. If I sound interesting, shoot me a message. If you read through that entire description I'm impressed with your attention span and you should definitely send me a message.

There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley, not having the benefit of foresight to say "Oh, fuck it."