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About dahak

Who Am I?

Hello,

My nickname is DAHAK. I'm just an average everyday guy just trying to make it through life and be the best...... Aw, who am I bullshitting. I'm the guy your mother warned you about. Hell, I'm the guy your Priest warned you about. I have a wicked sense of humor and mouth to match. I'm straight forward, blunt and opinionated. Not the person to introduce to conservative religious relatives.

I'm all about new experiences. I'm adventurous and have a little bit of a wild side. Adrenaline Junkie!! If it gets your heart racing or is a little crazy, I'm up for it.

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What Do I Want?

Contrary to popular belief, I am not the Devil. My coworkers may disagree though. I have often been called selfish because I believe in living life to the fullest. Life is too short. To many people sit back and let life pass them by. As the years and lost opportunities pass, some become bitter and die inside. I will never be like that. Life is an adventure story. I am my own author. I will make my story happen.

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Where Am I?

Gainesville, Florida:

Sitting in front of this computer with nothing else better to do. If your local, drop me an e-mail. I'm alway up to meeting new people.

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Why Am I Here?

Profile below pretty much sums me up.

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MY SEX SURVEY RESULTS

1. Do you prefer rough or sensual sex?...Both, it depends on my mood. 2. Have you ever given oral sex? If so, did you like it?...Yes, Yes 3. Have you ever used sex toys?...Yes, I think all, including turkey basters and cattle prods 4. What is your sexual fantasy?...To smear my naked body with chocolate and show up at an Over Eater Anonymous Meeting 5. Who was the Best sex with?...I'm not telling 6. Who was the Worst sex with?...The guy who's teeth scraped by cock so bad, I wish I had rolled sandpaper inside my hand and J/Oed instead 7. Where was the freakiest sex you ever had?...Mutiny and Mayhem Cruise, had sex in front of 200 people 8. What was the nastiest thing done to you during sex?...Getting pissed on 9. Have you ever done a 3(or more) way?...A few times 10. Biggest turn on?...Facial hair, real men, Butch Bottoms 11. Biggest turn off?...Fems, Far Left & Far Right thinking 12. Have you ever had sex in front of someone?...Yes, I'm an Exhibitionist 13. Have you ever had a 1 night stand? If yes, How Many?...Yes, More than I'll admit 14. Do you have sex in cars?...Yes, also trucks and boats 15. Do you use protection?...Yes 16. Are you a biter?...Yes 17. Be honest, are you a Freak?...Yes 18. Have you been told your good in bed?...Yes 19. Do you like PUBLIC fucking?...Yes 20. How old where you when you first became sexually active?...13 21. How many people have you been with?...Don't know 22. Would you ever do porn?...Have already done a couple of porn stars 23. Longest period without sex?...7 months. I was in Arkansas, those who have been there will understand 24. Have you ever cried while having sex?...No, but have made a few cry during sex 25. How long was the longest sex episode?...A couple of hours 26. How about the shortest?...About 2 mins 27. Do you ever stare at your partner while having sex?...Yeah 28. Are you a licker?...Yes 29. Are you a kisser?...It's a must 30. Spit or Swallow?...Swallow, Snowball maybe

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Things That Make Me Laugh On Gay Social Networks

Perpetual List

1. Any guy who is over 25 who still refers to himself as boi/boy. It gets more funny the older they are. 2. Responses from e-mail or friend request that say your way too old, when they are older than you. 3. Any one who uses Sexy, Jock, Stud or Hot as part of their user name. 4. Those who lack modesty by describing themselves as good looking, handsome, photogenic or beautiful. 5. Guys who public pictures show them hanging all over pretty women. Can we say "mixed signal". 6. Fake Facts: Age: 99 Weight: 900lbs Ethnicity: Different than profile picture. 7. The famous torso profile pictures. Too shy? Or just using someone else's picture with head cropped off? Just the other day I recognized David Beckham's tattoo work. I didn't know he had a profile here. 8. Those who are dicks to others just because they live in a city of a rival college/professional sports team. Grow up. 9. Guys with Illusions of Grandeur complex: "I am God's gift to the world." "You would be lucky to be with someone half as good as me." "You know you want me, everybody does." Right! And I'm sure they shit rose pedals too. 10. Chris Crocker stylized young gay boys of which Gay Social Networks have many. 11. The over 40 year old thug boy want to be, complete with tilted baseball cap, gold chains and gangster pose. 12. The young thug boy profile picture with a wad of money in one hand while flipping the camera off with the other. Yeah, how cool. 13. Hot profile picture with-The Message: (PROFILE PICTURE IS NOT OF ME...REAL PICTURES OF ME ARE IN MY PRIVATE SECTION. Unlock your private pictures and I'll unlock mine.) Yeah, I'm sure your not 65, 360 lbs and just a perv. 14. Have you ever noticed the large amount of men over 25 years old, who's occupation is listed as 'model'? Have you also noticed the large amount of very old 'photographers' who only have friends that are 18 or 19 years old? Odd! 15. Realizing that most men from (insert whatever city name here) just have nasty stuck-up attitudes. 16. The Gay Social Network censorship drives. Accounts being suspended for guys in profile photos wearing boxer shorts or tight blue jeans if the slightest of bulge is perceived. Get your duct tape ready boys. 17. Guys who's profile state they are in a "serious, committed, monogamous relationship and are only here to chat", but have profile names like: Powerbottom, Hard&horney, cocksucker#1, Tight_Hole_4_U and so forth. LOL, they're only here to chat, just like I only buy Playguy for the articles. 18. Restrictive Profiles containing statements like: "If your over 25, over 200 lbs, and not the same race as me, don't bother." (Should restate as: I'm not a nice guy, save yourself the hassle) and "Don't you dare unlock your private pictures." (Means: I'm to weak minded to not open your private pictures, even if I find you repulsive.) Just delete the e-mails. 19. Seeing a really hot manly guy in a profile local to yourself, seeing him at the gym and notice just how hot he really is, then hearing him speak and realising that Dakota Fanning is more of a man the he is.

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DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS

ONE PARTY WITH TWO NAMES. THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE.

ISN'T IT TIME FOR REAL CHANGE?