I Piss Excellence.

Hey people, welcome to my page. If you've managed to get on here and don't know me personally then you've impressed me so for that: *golf claps*

I work at a local bar, tending to the drunks and BSing with people. Best job in the world since I get paid to hang out all night.

I have awesome friends. Both around these internet parts and in everyday life. Know now that if I don't talk to you right away it's because I just don't like you.

I've got insufferable road rage that's lead me to despise Asians & old people mostly because of the stereotypes around those categories of people and driving being quite true.

I've got impeccable taste in music. I'm not a fan Britney Spears, many techno beats, most all rap unless its undertones are humorous. Lady Gaga & her disco stick are acceptable though(only because my roommate despises her)

I'm real easy to get along with despite my abrupt sarcasm and debonaire wit. I can be outspoken and can come off as an ass, but its really just that I'm opinionated and thick headed so take little offense.

A quick list of some likes: * Burt's Bees lip balm( i favor the pomegranate one ) * graphic t-shirts * Marlboro menthol lights * Apple products * Shock Top Belgian white ale * Nightmare Before Christmas ( musicals = gay.. yeah i know, but its an epic movie ) * Texting * Family Guy * QUERTY keyboard-equipped cell phones * Captain Morgan and I get along quite well * bright coloured underwear * piercings & tattoos And some dislikes: * cats ( their eyes scare the shit out of me ) * raw onions in/on foods * Jack Daniels whiskey. Mr Daniels and I are not friends * Talking on the phone just to talk. If I call you I have a reason and if you call me it better be short & sweet. * musicals ( other than N.B.C. ) and stage shows * people that take photos of themselves in the mirror ( I would feel like a hypocrite by not pointing out that i do have one of those photos, but i took it make sure my outfit matched a friend's.. NOT because i spend 40 minutes a day at the mirror posing to look sexy/cute/seductive ) * People that don't smell nice in public * khaki pants Favorite Quote: "I'd rather suffer and die during an adventure than be happy in an ordinary life." Contacts: http://twitter.com/Dernz Dan ErnsCreate Your Badge

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