Let's see...giant gay nerd...check. 

Anxiety and codependent relationship with caffeine...check. 

Craving to laugh despite a focus on the futility of existence...check. 

I recently lost a ton of weight (like almost enough to build a clone of my skinny boyfriend...) and I've almost run out of weight to lose, but I can't seem to dip below 190. I started to get all bony before I began hitting the gym harder. How do you tiny people get to be so little? 

Yep, I do believe that's about it.