Hey guys! The name's Matt (also go by Matty and/or Joey). I took my first breath on November 17th, 1988...I'm pretty chill, I'm comfortable at a crowded NYC nightclub, as well as on the couch in front of the tv. I think kissing is far more intimate than sex. I'll admit that I'm still kinda afraid of the dark. I LOVE to cook (I'm italian, it comes with the territory). I absolutely hate bugs. Fuck is my favorite word. 3 is my favorite number, other than that i can't stand odd numbers...oriental lilies make me smile. The most romantic thing ever is going to see fireworks...especially if there's a beach involved. I'm clumsy. I'm a neat freak. I'm a total light weight. Sometimes I dream in black and white (I also talk in my sleep). Kelly Clarkson is my second wife...Christina is my first. I love walks on the beach, black and white pictures, cute boys, and starry nights. When I get really mad, my NY accent comes out...I was born in Italy - I don't speak italian...yet. I love fashion...after I wear something once or twice, I'm over it. I have a MacBook...his name is Theodore. I sometimes walk down the street thinking I'm pretty cool, but then i walk into something. I'm a trendy nerd (I love defying logic). However, I hate defying gravity...planes freak me the fuck out. I have a problem with profanity in that I use it too fucking much. I have 3 tattoos, and one piercing...i want more of both. Tic-Tacs, mints, altoids, or gum are my permanent accessories. I'm always running behind or late - always. I don't think there's too much more to know about me, but if you can think of something, just ask. Oh and if you made it all the way down here, CRAZY props to you.