I AM NOT OUT! STOP FUCKING ASKING ME IF I AM Also Don't add me unless you have talked to me already. I will deny your request on the spot. Also, If you don't talk to me before you add me, I will let your friend request just sit in my request box.. I have about 70 in there already. Want to join the masses? The rift is building Tear by Tear The rift is building My Soul to bear… ok poetry over haha wanted to start with something that would grab your attention this will start the about me sooner or later.. i just wanted to put a funny thing up here THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT (This one is too funny to not forward.) My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray -up, Bitch' im going to start with this. Lets see I'm a open book really if there is anything you would like to know just ask me. but i will do my best with a introduction. Hey people what's up? I am Robert, but my friends call me Robbie. I'm 21 years of age and I'm living my idea of a perfect life. My motto is "work hard play harder" I think i live up to that motto very well. I am originally from Cincinnati Ohio and i plan on coming back to that city some time in the near future to visit friends. I have not been home in over 2 years. (been living in japan) I am Active duty military. as my name say I'm a flyboy. Yes I am Air Force, no I am not a pilot. My goal is to go Marines either as a Warrant Officer or a Officer. Don't know which path I am going to take but i do know that I have no intention to stay in the Air Force. OK enough about that, now about me I guess. I am a fun loving guy who really enjoys just hanging out and talking! I love to read, give me a good book and I'm going to be sucked into it until its finished. I love any form of sport, but my fav. sport is Soccer, followed by swimming, no not just because the guys are hot and in Speedo's, i actually really love swimming and its something that I am good at. I love to cook, and sing. Honestly I just love being me. There is a lot more I could put, but honestly I don't want to sound conceited or self centered so I am opting to not put anymore and I'm leaving it up to you to ask me for more information.
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